Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Having a husband creates an extra seven hours a week of housework for women … A wife saves men from about an hour of housework a week.
Source: University of Michigan

What! Only 7!


"What happened to Bin Laden? They used to talk about him all the time. Now they don't even mention … Bin Laden. Now, I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I don't believe Bin Laden really existed … A seven-foot diabetic Muslim, lives in a cave like Dr. Evil, there is no electricity, yet his camcorder is fully charged? Bin Laden did more movies ... than [Samuel L.] Jackson."
--Chris Rock in a clip from Kill the Messenger and on Larry King Live

Yeah, where is that pesky little terrorist anyway?


The Internal Revenue Service audited 36 percent fewer millionaires in 2008 than it did in 2007, according to a Syracuse University study. The IRS disagrees, saying the decrease was "only 19 percent."

Oops...my bad!

"Economists mostly failed to predict the worst economic crisis since the 1930s. Now they can't agree how to solve it. People are starting to wonder: What good are economists, anyway?"
--Peter Coy in BusinessWeek

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1 comment:

utenzi said...

Bin Laden is a Saudi and the Bush family doesn't have much of a record of prosecuting folk from that country. If he was an Iraqi I'm sure it would have ended differently. How's that for a conspiracy theory?