The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste..
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
3 comments:
My former father-in-law used to call his wife "Satchel" because she was an old bag. They were one of the most happily married couples you'd ever want to meet.
Too funny! I like the name "Satchel" too!
Very funny and loved Satchel also. If the spirit behind it is good, the word becomes dear.
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