Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Candy With A Hole In It


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste..

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

3 comments:

Olga said...

My former father-in-law used to call his wife "Satchel" because she was an old bag. They were one of the most happily married couples you'd ever want to meet.

kenju said...

Too funny! I like the name "Satchel" too!

Arkansas Patti said...

Very funny and loved Satchel also. If the spirit behind it is good, the word becomes dear.