Wine and Apples

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top
of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes
take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but are easy to
get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when
in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to have dinner with.