And my day just gets better!  

I had my usual after lunch conversation with Mike today.  I asked him where he went for lunch and he said Subway.  Then he said he didn't get a sandwich because the toaster was broken.  I asked him if he ever ate them cold and he said yes.  "So why didn't you just get a cold one? I asked.   No reply.

I then asked him what he had for lunch and he responded "Subway sandwich".  Really?  Where did you get it?

Out of my refrigerator. 

"Uhhhhhhhhhh how many do you have in your refrigerator I ask."

"Eight and six in my freezer."

Why??????

Cause I'm crazy.

Oh Lord..............I haven't been checking his refrigerator.