Friday, January 22, 2010

Alzheimer Test

Short  Neurological  Test
1- Find  the C below.. Please do not use any cursor  help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2-  If you already found the C, now find the 6  below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3  - Now find the N below. It's a little more  difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This  is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3  tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your  neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far  from having a close relationship  with Alzheimer.




Sick Leave 

I urgently needed a few days off work, 
But I knew the boss would not allow me to take  leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. 



So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doingI told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY'And give me a few days off. 



A few minutes later the Boss came into the office And asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. 



He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. 
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' 
I jumped down and walked out of the office.



When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, 
The Boss asked her
..And where do you think you're going?'







(You're gonna love this.....)










She said,
'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!



6 comments:

Olga said...

I hope so because I have a dread fear of getting Alzheimer's disease.

Linda said...

How about 2 out of 3? Is it possible the problem could be my eyesight or perhaps I didn't spend enough time looking? Oh that diagnosng Alzheimer's disease were that simple.

oklhdan said...

Well, I see part of the test was cut off on the right hand margin. I guess that makes it invalid anyway.
Sorry about that!

Arkansas Patti said...

Aced the first part but struggled mightly with parts of "Sick Leave" Was that part of the test?

oklhdan said...

No Patti....that was just a joke. I just thought that was a funny story.

kenju said...

I found all three. Being cut off on the right made no difference to me.