Great Truths

1.  If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain 3. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers 4. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain (1866) 5. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain 6. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. - Mark Twain 7. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain 8.  This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something. - Will Rogers 9.   We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. – Will Rogers 10. We shouldn’t elect a President. We should elect a magician. – Will Rogers