What Not To Wear

OK, one of the shows I have now been able to see since getting Cable tv is, What Not To Wear. I've been really impressed by the results of some of the makeovers but evidently I haven't learned anything. Today I am a walking billboard for what NOT to wear. I never wear shorts but today I'm wearing a skort........Never wore one of these before either. It's too short for an old, fat lady like myself but I find that now that I'm soon to be 59 years old I just don't give a flying fig about the opinion of others. It is so liberating! When I was young I was so self conscious I wouldn't wear shorts and I was cute, little and young then. What a waste of youth not to mention how egocentric to think everyone was looking at ME!