Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Signs That You May Be Too Old For Halloween

You ask for high fiber candy only.

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

You get winded from knocking on the door.

You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

When the door opens you yell,
"Trick or..."
and can't remember the rest.

You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

1 comment:

kenju said...

I don't have a hairpiece, but that last one made me laugh!