Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.


A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's and I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own betcause it is two tired.

What's the difinition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts.  In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is pultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get reposessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Tant your and taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, youve seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are submordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.