A Christmas Carrol

God rest ye merry Democrats,
Let nothing you dismay
November 4th has changed the world
So celebrate the day!
He’ll save us from bad Cheney power
That led us all astray,

O tidings of comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy!

In far off Hono-lu-u-lu,
A gifted child was born,
And who would guess his destiny
Upon that blessed morn?

To close Guantan-a-mo for good
And save us further scorn;
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy!

A team of rivals he will have
To help him guide our fate;
And Bill’s big ego he will risk
For Hillary at State;

With Wall Street held in check again
Recession will abate;

O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy!

Now Joe the Plumber can help John
When plumbing goes awry,
And Sarah needs no fancy duds—
In Juneau that’s too high;

She’ll skin her moose and let us know
That Russia is nearby;

O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,

O tidings of comfort and joy!