You know when you work in a large facility such as a hospital you are constantly invited to baby showers, bridal showers and the occasional going away or retirement party. Coming up with unique and clever gift ideas is a real challenge. I know that everyone these days registers for gifts and it is easy to just pull up their registry and purchase one of their pre-selected gifts but what fun is that? It shows no creativity on my part what so ever and I'm all about being creative. I want MY gift to be remembered! That's why I can't wait to be invited to the next bridal shower. I've got the PERFECT gift that will keep me in the happy couples thoughts for years to come. It is the "Better Marriage Blanket"! What IS the better marriage blanket you ask. Well here it is, what every marriage young or old has been waiting for. Introducing the World's First and Only Flatulence-Odor Eliminating Blanket!!! Anyone who has been married, knows the silent but deadly effects of flatulence on relationships! Nothing can spoil a romantic mood more quickly than the smell of a good fart! It can be funny the first time but after that it is just a plain old nuisance! But now, worry no more…..The better marriage blanket is unique among all the anti-flatulence novelties out there; this one is the answer for anyone who is married or is going to be. It completely and quickly absorbs and eliminates flatulence and its odors! This is no (pardon the pun) gag folks. It's out there. It's made of a space age material that absorbs odors. Now you can go visit the in-laws and not gas out the entire household. No more waking from a sound sleep gasping for a whiff of unpolluted air. No more faking sleep apnea just to wear a Cpap in order to avoid the stench of your mate. If only this product had been around 30 years ago…..I might still be married today!
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