Satin Sheets

I’ve never owned a set of satin sheets. I’ve never been seduced by the promise of the luxurious, silky smooth feel of red satin sheets. There’s just something about sliding all over my bed like some out of control carnival ride that doesn’t induce visions of peaceful slumber. I have a fear of sneezing and shooting across the room. God knows what would happen if I passed gas………! At my age anything that might result in some type of orthopedic injury just isn't worth the risk.