No Regrets

* Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it.'

Sex, Lies, and Video Tapes

What in the heck is going on? Every time I turn on the tv some politician is either getting thrown out of the governor's mansion or another one is confessing his sexual exploits from 10 years ago. When the Governor of New York resigned for his little party with the high dollar fun time girl I bet the Lieutenant Governor immediately started crapping his pants. Now he had no choice but to confess every transgression he's made since hitting puberty even if it included outing his wife as well. God, isn't it enough we have to bombarded with the sex lives of every movie star that's ever graced the silver screen or been an extra on Saturday Night Live? We paid less attention to a president "not having sexual relations with that woman" in the White House. Why can't they just keep it zipped?

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

It's time to celebrate. Get your best gal pals together and raise a little heck!

Beware of Dog

I am dog sitting again........this time for 3 nights to a 1.9 pound hairy (rat) I mean dog. I have fuzz balls under my bed bigger than this dog. Her name is Ella and we are not acquainted though I have seen her a couple of times. I can't really say I saw her, I saw something whiz past me that I wasn't quite able to make out what it was at the time. I knew it had teeth, Very Sharp Teeth, and a lot of long hair. This hairball on crack belongs to my niece. She called me to see if I would (like) to watch Ella for the weekend. Watch it do what was my first question. Does IT go potty outside was my next question. She responded something about puppy pads and that's where I stopped listening. I asked, "Does it have a crate?" to which she responded (Thank God) Yes! We may survive this after all.