So birthday comes and he presented his gifts, a new vacuum cleaner, which I had specifically requested, some flowers and 3 books of porn. Yes.......that's what I said....you can call it erotica but I have another definition. Poor Ron.............I was reading the first 3 chapters of the book when he asked so innocently, "Well, do you like the book?" I said, "Well, let me read you this chapter......" It was so funny.............he turned 50 shades of red. My very prudish husband was mortified. It was worth watching him almost choke.
Now, if you have read these books and enjoyed them that's great. If you read the first 100 pages and decided to quit....I get it. If you thought the book was written by an over experienced 15 year old I get that too.