Monday, April 2, 2012

Great Truths


1.  If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain

3. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers

4. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
- Mark Twain (1866)

5. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
- Mark Twain

6. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
- Mark Twain

7. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

8.  This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
- Will Rogers

9.   We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. – Will Rogers

10. We shouldn’t elect a President. We should elect a magician. – Will Rogers



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