Man Proofing My Home

     Because I've lived alone for so long and because mine was an all female household I'd say it is a very "girly" house.  Poor Ron is like a bull in a china closet.  He has taken over the guest room as his closet and the guest bath both of which are very "girly".  Everytime I hear him in the bathroom shaving I just hear cabinets slamming and it sounds like he is bouncing off the walls.  I cringe!  I can imagine the cabinet just coming off the wall.
     Yesterday, I had wandered around all day at work before someone finally told me I had something on the back of my slacks.  When I checked it out I couldn't for the life of me figure out HOW I got barbecue sauce on the back of my pants.  I hadn't eaten any barbecue....or at least not for breakfast anyway.  When I got home I sat down in my recliner and hmmmm something sticky?  Ahhhhh yes, barbecue sauce.  Seems my roomie decided to graze in the refrigerator the night before and I believe some barbecue sauce missed his mouth and landed in my chair.  Obviously not realizing it was there I sat in it before leaving for work. 
    I'm thinking that since I never had grand children my house was never baby proofed again after my children left home.  Seems I need to do a little man proofing around my house!  At the very least, look before I sit!  What an adventure!