Thursday, October 14, 2010

Spaghetti 
 
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an
 
Italian woman.
 
 
One night, she confided in him that she was
 
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation
 
or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of
 
money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
 
the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
 
he would also provide child support until the child
 
turned 18.
 
 
She agreed, but asked how he would
 
know when the baby was born. To keep
 
it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
 
'Spaghetti'
 
on the back. He would then arrange for the child
 
support payments to begin.
 
 
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
 
 
'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange
 
post card today.'
 
 
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it
 
later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
 
her husband read the card, turned white,
 
and fainted.
 
 
On the card was written:
 
 
Spaghetti
, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, 
Spaghetti.
 
 
Three with 
meatballs, two without.  
Send.........
 extra sauce


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