Thursday, February 7, 2008

Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You ...

· You like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.

· Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.

· Your knees buckle, but your belt won't


OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

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